chanapocalypse then

Now, this is a story all about how
All chans got haxxed-DDos'd until down
So I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how all the sick fucks had to find a new lair

In west Chanatopia boner raised
On the random was where I spent most of my days
Fappin' out winnin' failin' all cool
And all closin' some newfags outside of the pool

When a couple of fags
Who were just two "no good"
Started sending requests for a server flood
/b/ thought it was anontalk and sysop got scared
He said 'I don't even have money for fucking food' this is not my affair

I tried out all chans and when it said 'error'
The IRC said 'RAIDCHAN' and it had dicks as the HaX0r
Only the shitty chans for once were the winrar
But I thought 'Yo homes to 7chan its fuckin' madagascar'

I pulled up to the rainbow road about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the refugees 'Yo /b/tards the war just started'
I looked at 4chan
It must be soup day at m00t's
inB4 shitstorm, just man up the harpoons.